eastern promisses - Auto-bride parte II

A minha caixa de spam continua a provocar-me uns sorrisos ainda nesta temática.
Nunca, antes como agora, recebi tanto spam deste tipo, ou se calhar até tinha mas nunca calhou olhar para lá.
Apesar da linguagem arcaica, quase automáticada, o que interessa comercializar ou trocar está lá:
"ser esposa é uma profissão...quero esse emprego"

"Aloha, gentleman

If you became my beloved man, I would give you love and care every day.
As usual women used to demand attention to them, but I am special woman,
because I will present you my attention. I want to make gifts to my beloved
man every day.
I want him to feel himself as the most beloved man in this world.
I will be his Queen of Love in the love's bed.
I will be his caring mother at the kitchen. I will cook for him the most
delicious dishes which he likes.
Wife is profession and I want to take it.
If you want to have such caring, devoted and loving wife, you can contact me
here yourukrainebrideslive.I think that after some letters we will find common
language with you.

Waiting for your mail


July"


Já estou a imaginar quem escreve estas coisas...